QUITE a fuss was made the other day about the 200th
anniversary of Charles Dickens’ birth. As Dickens scholars know, the old wordsmith
was a bit of a mileage freak. In fact, there’s reason to believe that if he were
alive and kicking today, Charlie boy would have loved a crack at the annual
Grizzly run which took place on Sunday down in Devon.
Between writing chunks of his famous novels, Dickens loved
nothing better than to slam down his inky quill, abandon his little desk and race
across the fields and pathways of the great outdoors. He loved the wind in his
hair, the sweat on his back and the mud on his feet, and regularly covered surprisingly
long distances across southern England. Brisk walking was his real forte, but
the evidence suggests he could be loosely described as one of the first ultra-runners.
Very few citizens chose to go out running back in Dickens’ day,
so most people regarded him as a barmy old eccentric. And, as such, he would have
been perfectly at home competing at the weekend’s Grizzly - along with all the
other eccentrics!
For a man born in 1812, many of our modern ways would shock
and repel a thoughtful fellow like Charlie, but he would definitely have loved
the challenge of the Grizzly. It’s an
event that proves weird and wonderful things do happen deep in the English
countryside on a Sunday morning.
The organisers of the race describe it thus: “Twenty muddy,
hilly, boggy, beachy miles of the multiest-terrain running experience you will
find this side of the end of time.” People
behind the scenes at the Grizzly go by names like ‘Dave the Dung-Beetle’ and ‘Lean
Mean Runner-Bean’. You will have gathered by now that this is no ordinary event.
My own club, the intrepid Tiptree Road Runners, enjoys a
long-standing love affair with the Grizzly that dates back quite a few years. A large section of our club always heads south-westwards
out of Essex for this annual dirty weekend in Devon (by ‘dirty', I mean ‘muddy’,
of course). Our chairman, for example, a veteran of hundreds of races down the
years, calls it his favourite event of all.
The timing of the event means it represents a celebration of
the end of the winter season, a sort of grand farewell to the mud and gore of
cross-country running, before we all turn attention to road-racing and the established
trails now becoming firmer in the spring sunshine.
The Grizzly is a uniquely English experience, and there’s
something rather Victorian about its eccentricity as well as the fading seaside
resort of Seaton, the town where it starts and finishes. Long-distance pedestrian
events were, of course, invented during Victorian times and big crowds would be
attracted back then by bizarre races lasting anything from 24 hours to six
days.
Here in the 21st century, the Grizzly is, by
comparison, a bit of a sprint. It tends to take most competitors between two
and six hours, and Tiptree were represented by 21 hardy competitors on Sunday. How
they coped with the 20 miles of hills, bogs, mud, beaches and climbing will only
really emerge on Tuesday night when they assemble back at the club. Will they
be empty, exhausted shells, battered into submission by one of toughest events
on the calendar? Or, as past experience suggests, will they be bright-eyed and
bushy tailed, inspired by the triumph of having survived and by those strange, philosophical
messages that are traditionally posted strategically around the course to lift spirits
and raise a smile?
Yes, Dickens would have loved all this. I reckon he would have
nipped inside four hours at the Grizzly. He was always a pedestrian inspired by
his surroundings – a man who even once described the relatively flat fields and
woods of Chigwell Row here in Essex as “the greatest place in the world.”
Mind you - in the interests of balance - perhaps I should
also point out that Dickens was not really a big fan of Essex as a whole. In a letter dated 1835, for example, he had a very
hurtful dig at our county town: “If one were to ask me what in my opinion is
the dullest and most stupid spot of the face of the Earth, I should decidedly
say Chelmsford”.
Don’t sit on the fence, Charlie boy.
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